Happy Birthday, Dad!

My father doesn’t actually read this, or know about its existence, but I love him tons, and thought I’d wish him a happy birthday in a way that wasn’t waking him up at midnight and screaming out my well wishes. Anyway, he turned 62 today, which is 30 years older than me… which means he was 30 when I was born…
Which means, if I have children, I will be older to them than my father is to me…
Jesus Christ, that terrifies me.
Cuz my dad is fucking OLD!

3 thoughts on “Happy Birthday, Dad!”

  1. My dad was close to 40 when I was born, I think. 40 is the new 30.
    No worries. Unlike women, guys have no expiration date on them. 🙂

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