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I’m Kind of a Big Deal

I don’t know what the hell is going on, but I’ve had three women in the past three days overtly flirt with me. One of them was even bold enough to ask for my number.
Oh, and I’ve lost five pounds the past two weeks. I’m going to chalk it up to living in a sweat house for a week.
Other than that, nothing blogworthy to report. Have some Cake. 😉
I want a girl with a mind like a diamond
I want a girl who knows what’s best
I want a girl with shoes that cut
and eyes that burn like cigarettes

– From “Short Skirt, Long Jacket” by Cake

9 thoughts on “I’m Kind of a Big Deal”

  1. With fingernails that shine like justice
    and a voice that is dark like tinted glass
    She is fast, and thorough, and sharp as a tack
    She’s touring the facility
    and picking up slack

  2. CapricornCringe

    Stuck, I think we want the same girl. 🙂

    And why are you forcing me to use my old blogger name/account? *sigh*

  3. Phantom Hater

    Stuck’s obviously been sharpening his sexual edge. Women like a sweaty man. Air conditioning is for pussies.

    I love Cake.

  4. Virginia Belle

    you go, stuckey!!!!

    maybe you should grab a baseball bat and go bash in your new AC??

    any dates as a result????? way to leave out the juicy details.

    i like the song lyrics, btw. very cool description!

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